"毒蛇的疑问"等兩則
毒蛇的疑问Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous snakes?"
The other replied, "You’re darn right we’re poisonous! We’re rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?"
To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue."
兩條蛇在路上散步.
其中一條小蛇突然很緊張地問: 大蛇, 我們是不是有毒的啊?
大蛇說: 傻瓜, 我們是響尾蛇嘛...當然有毒囉. 為什麼問這個呢?
小蛇吞吞吐吐道: 我...我不小心咬到舌頭...
小男孩与驴子
A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp.
A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. "What areyou holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny?" asked one of them.
"So he won’t join the army," the youngster replied without blinking an eye.
一個小男孩牽著頭驢子經過一個軍營.
兩個士兵想捉弄一下他, 就喊道: 小子, 幹嘛把你兄弟看的那麼緊啊?
小男孩看都不看他們, 懶懶地說: 我怕他笨到來當兵...
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